XXX Starlet Nikki Benz is Featured within the portrait. (Click photo to view video of Naughty Loft on Youtube)

Good morning Naughty America,

There’s an old saying that reads “A man’s home is his castle.” I’ll be the 1^st one to tell you that this age old saying definitely rings true for the ‘Naughty Loft’ as well. 

Being elected Naughty President has certainly propelled me into a lifestyle like no other.  I see & interact w/sexy, talented, respectful, intelligent, & beautiful women every day.  I have a fantastic salary of 10k monthly! I love the work I do. My dedication, duties, and responsibilities to serve you, the Naughty American people are completely genuine, which makes me extra happy to come into work each day!

Today, I want to give you all an inside look at the home I’m proud to call my castle, ‘The Naughty Loft’. ( 100% rent free by the way) Personally, I refer to my domain as ‘The Naughty Presidential Palace’ (NPP).  I’m originally from Chicago, so California is a totally different lifestyle in it of itself for me.

I’m now residing in 2000 square feet of heaven that overlooks the ocean and downtown San Diego. Upon entry of the NPP, I have a huge garage at my disposal w/remote access. I don’t own a car, so I could certainly see a pool table or something in that area. Who knows. Lol!

 Coming through the front door will take you down the hall and up to the 2^nd level.  As an architectural student, I am highly impressed w/the hardwood floors throughout the entire layout.  I have 2 ½ bathrooms, a huge stainless steel kitchen furnished w/ all kinds of fine accessories that include a dishwasher. The living room area is very homely. The windows are large and provide wonderful California sunshine in the daytime. The shades are remote controlled. Oh, I can’t forget to tell you that the living room is also equipped w/a very sexy fireplace accompanied by a very plush sheep rug.  And I must say, the 42” LCD television is great too; giving me access to over 200 channels w/DVR!

There is more room than I know what to do with.

Moving right along to the 3^rd & final level of the NPP, we’ll come across my spacious walk-in closet. This is adjacent to my 3^rd bathroom, which is the master bath.  My bedroom is too nice! I have a very large, soft, and comfortable bed w/a spread that makes me want to sleep forever! Stepping out of the bedroom, we will walk across the skirted catwalk to find the gorgeous outdoor patio. I have plans to host many parties here. The remarkable oceanview you get from the patio also gives you that sweet & calm ocean breeze.

Naughty America, I’ll pause here for now. Oh, but before I sign off, I almost forgot to mention that once a month, I will conduct my weekly address from the NPP in the presence of wonderfully gorgeous XXX Starlets.  Stay tuned, and stay in touch. http://www.twitter.com/NAPrez

Stay Naughty America,

Naughty President.  

Living the good life atop the Naughty Loft. Sunshine!

written by Mr. President